Gusworld: Rant Of The Day

THIS RANT 11/11/96

Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.

The mysterious world of phallic confectionery

It's amazing what some people will stick in their mouths. Check out this as yet unnamed lolly which a loyal APC staff member brought into the office last Thursday. There are several possibilities as to what it actually represents:

A key with a strange black end
A defective dummy caught in a bushfire
The new name by which Prince will be known when he releases his new ten-disc album, the first in a series of twelve all ten-disc sets, all of which will come out within a week of each other
A major stuff-up in the Allen's sweet factory
The radical new shape of furniture design in the 90s

But let's not kid ourselves. It also looks like a dick. The symbolic import I leave as an exercise for the reader, but ask this question: should my children be legally allowed to buy this sweet?

(Apology to regular readers: the site was due for an update on Friday, but Ozemail's server was down. You get that.)

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