Dumb quotes from Pageant Life

What's in a a name? Quite a lot for the average pageant participant, it seems. A quick scan of the most recent issue of Pageant Life seems to reveal one basic rule: the dumber your name, the better the chance you have of getting noticed. Here's a sample:

  • Sasha Jean
  • Karie
  • Dallas
  • Carmella
  • Kyleen (yes, this is a real name)
  • Tere
  • Randi
  • Halie
  • Sher
  • Kayla
  • Taryn
  • Devon

Actually, we'll be surprised if Devon makes the final cut (geddit?).

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