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Despite Gusworld's dedication to the trivial, pointless and weird, it does have a voluminous amount of actual information secreted beneath its shiny white surface. Much of this is in the form of lists, and Land Of Lists tells you where to find them all.

Biggie lists which you can find here include: A list of musical references in Gusworld's Rant Of The Day A list of book discussions in Gusworld's Rant Of The Day A list of articles recently published by me elsewhere online Album track and video listings for the glorious Kirsty MacColl A list of Wham! tracks available on CD ABBA: The Dedicated Fan's CD Guide A list of Joe Queenan articles online A list of sites which link back to Gusworld IT Journalists Code Of Ethics A List Of Mr Men ABBA: Chart Positions In Australia, the UK and the US A list of links to FreeCell sites

As well, there are some smaller lists enclosed within the History Of Rant section and the blog. Going backwards from the most recent, they include: A list of reasons I've started a blog A list of alleged fruit-related hits A list of my brother's favourite 1980s songs A list of my favourite 1980s songs A list of bonus Horror High author facts A list of Big Brother translations A list of Gusworld dental firsts A list of reasons why Gusworld avoids being photographed A list of reasons why I'll be updating Gusworld a lot A list of differences between 90210 and its novelisation A free-association list for Dusty Springfield A list of great Savage Love quotes A list of upcoming Madonna covers A list of Spiceworld's Golden Raspberry nominations A list of questions to ask McDonald's A list of decorating tips for teenagers A list of problems with the New Weekly's special 80s issue A list of reasons Aussies weren't fussed by Seinfeld's demise A list of excuses for watching bad horror flicks A list of European pop stars who should be very careful A list of reasons not to watch the Logies A list of tips for anti-Celine campaigning A list of reasons why I don't have nude pictures of Dannii A list of references to the Spice Girls A list of reasons why Celine Dion sucks A list of tips for the politically incorrect A list of tips for a happy marriage A list of reasons why the Spice Girls outdid Girlfriend A list of things I'm planning to add to Gusworld A list of stuff to say to foreign hairdressers A list of all sorts of things A list of things that happened when Joe Queenan was in Sydney A list of reasons why pageants suck The second list of reasons why pageants suck The third list of reasons why pageants suck Another list of reasons why pageants suck A list of reasons for the lack of activity on Gusworld A list of songs played by Bananarama in Sydney Yet another list of reasons why pageants suck A list of reasons why I own cheerleader cards A list of totally random ramblings A list of strange facts I found on a sandwich bag A list of obscure facts about ABBA A list of sites with Mr T references A list of my ten favourite ABBA tracks A list of things Gusworld is for and against An annotated list of secretarial hints Another list of totally random ramblings A list of conclusions drawn from eating a box of Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes A list of reasons why I look like a wreck A list of handy travel tips An annotated list of dumb hints from the Spice Girls A list of sex hints from the video The Love Plan A list of alternatives to the phrase 'Rocks Your Lame Ass' A list of Gusworld's hot tips for 1997 A list of Smurf products my mother bought me in Germany A list of Web sites with information about Tony Hadley A list of possible titles for Die Hard 4 A list of headlines for a stupid picture of breasts made from jelly A list of potential improvements to my office Christmas party A list of ideas suggested by phallic confectionery A list of reasons why I work too hard A list of drug-addicted characters on Beverly Hills 90210, and a list of things we reckon could improve the show's realism A list of Smurf resources online A list of things I've been meaning to list A list of sentences including the word 'putative' A list of songs that are on every 80s compilation ever recorded, and of songs that are on the compilation retro which I have nowhere else A list of 10 things to do in Bowral A list of problems we've found in a Safe-T Man advertisement A list of essential facts about Frankie (don't try and pretend you don't know who we mean) A list of 80s songs with connections to the world of medicine A list of versions of 'Wham Rap!' available on CD A list of quotes from the CWA Cookbook A list of things more repulsive than Gusworld's excursions into medical descriptions A list of handy drinking tips A pictorial list of cassingle covers A list of porno films that should and shouldn't be made A list of particularly appalling lyrics A list of parallels between the Liberal Government and Satan A list of memorabilia which should be in Planet Hollywood A list which jumps pointlessly from one concept to the next A list of things that are dangerous to society (which does not include Robert Downey Jr) A list of the tracks which feature on the Blancmange greatest hits CD Second Helpings A list of reprehensible comparisons between pizza and women A list of the tracks on Margarita Pracatan's live CD A list of semi-famous people with the surname 'Kidman' A list of milkshake flavours I don't recommend A list of Web sites that attack Ray Martin A list of forgotten hits