The Mormon Prophet

The Mormon Prophet can provide the guidance that is missing from your day-to-day life, with his searing visions of the future. For ethical reasons, his identity remains a secret, although he prefers to fly business class.

If you wish to change the colour of your day, don't eat a Crunchie. Instead, why not use a coloured condom? This will change the colour of your day, and your partner's as well. The Mormon Prophet recommends Saturn brand condoms, especially the ones with the strawberry on the packet. This is not a paid announcement.

Sometime in the future, it will rain.

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