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Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue

By day, she is Dannii Minogue, well known TV presenter, actress, successful singer and all-round Minogue. When danger threatens, though, she is transformed into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue, a mega super-heroine with a strange fondness for tight vinyl costumes and mood lighting. And now you can read about her adventures exclusively on Gusworld.

Hairy Hijinks

As the final notes of 'Everything I Wanted' echoed around the hairdressers, Dannii leaned her head back into the shampoo sink and sighed contentedly. She was very pleased with her decision to have her hair died red as a bold new gesture and artistic statement. One of her many admirers had suggested that she'd probably taken the blonde tart look as far as it could go, and Dannii would do anything for her fans.

Dannii sat down and began thumbing through a copy of Woman's Day to check how often her name was mentioned. It was as she was wondering who the hell Jo-Beth Taylor was anyway that she was alerted by a sound. What was that dreadful crashing coming from the main area of the salon?

"Danger threatens," she said to herself. "I must transform myself into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue." Using her secret mystical powers and reciting the magic words 'This Is It' under her breath, she span around in circles and transformed herself into the vinyl-clad super-heroine.

In one swift movement, she had dashed out of the washing area and ran into the salon. A young hoodlum with a punk haircut had cornered her hairdresser Andre and was making him remove all the money from the till. She recognised the hoodlum as 'Dryer Dave', a thief who specialised in robbing salons. Dannii instantly sprang into action.

Dongle! Her devastating sideways kick, which she'd had plenty of chances to practice while posing semi-nude for her calendar, caught Dave unawares and crashed him through the plate glass at the front of the store. To make assurance doubly sure, she slit his jugular with a shard of broken glass. While Andre freaked out and totally lost it, Dannii raced back into the washroom.

Andre was never able to give the police any clues to the identity of the mystery woman who saved his store. Little did he know that Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue had saved the streets from crime once more.

Her task accomplished, Dannii sighed contentedly. "Another Success!" she said to herself, as she returned to the pages of her magazine.

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