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Share A Secret Reviewed

Share A Secret Reviewed looks at the weekly Share A Secret column in Australia's biggest-selling magazine, Woman's Day. We at Gusworld love it, and we hope you will too. We don't give away the plot (that would be unfair and a possible breach of copyright); we just tell you what the headline is and describe the stunning artwork that goes with it.

Woman's Day dated February 24th, 1997

I KIDNAPPED A KITTY

She couldn't leave the little mite behind to this callous couple's mercy

Bah humbug. The woman pictured in this week's scandal opus is wearing a green top with oranges on it, and fondling her pussy. (Like I was ever going to be able to resist that joke.) If it wasn't for the fact that she had red hair, there would be serious trouble afoot, as this violates most of the fundamental rules of Share A Secret:

Thank God that at least the word 'I' is restored to the headline.


Suggested Replacement Headline: MY NEIGHBOUR STARVED HER OWN PUSSY


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