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Share A Secret Reviewed

Share A Secret Reviewed looks at the weekly Share A Secret column in Australia's biggest-selling magazine, Woman's Day. We at Gusworld love it, and we hope you will too. We don't give away the plot (that would be unfair and a possible breach of copyright); we just tell you what the headline is and describe the stunning artwork that goes with it.

Woman's Day dated January 20th, 1997

SHIPBOARD FLING

Their marriage seemed to be a wreck, so she went overboard for a sailor!


And needless to say, she wore red, and carried a red rose.

I guess Woman's Day staff figured that they really didn't have to try that hard. After all, they've got an actual, real interview with Dannii Minogue this week, so they don't need to dig up more dirt on High Voltage (Dannii's alleged fitness guru and the centre of the famous 'I hid a body in a trunk and then got pregnant to a rock star' scandal). Nor do they need to make an effort with our favourite section, apparently. There's no meat on these bones, and not even that much bone. Frankly, we're peeved.

Suggested Replacement Headline: I SLEPT WITH A SAILOR ON MY HUSBAND'S OWN LOVE BOAT


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