Rant Of The Day THIS RANT 24/03/98

Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.

Never forget: Celine sux!

With the singing disgrace scheduled to make an appearance on the Oscars this evening with a song that is a dead cert for claiming the Oscar for Best Original Song, there's no time like the present to remind ourselves, once again, that Celine Dion is the pits.

As Gusworld collects evidence against Dion for our planned trial for crimes against humanity some time after the turn of the century, we welcome any scraps of information. For instance, we received this interesting email recently:

Add to the list of reasons to hate her:

1.) Celine is a traitor to her country. She was unwilling to speak out against the Quebec sovereignty issue, therefore siding with the people who wanted to tear apart her country. If she was an American, she would be hung!

2.) Celine, she is more than untrue to her country, she is untrue to the cause of Quebec sovereingty as well. She has abandonned her loyal french public, by selling out to american (ENGLISH) culture. This makes her a fickle useless twit. She can not even chosse a cause and stick to it, except the cause of her own wealth. Quite simply I can't wait until she becomes an American and behaves in a seditious manner there. I want to watch the guns line up, and the blindfold go on!!

So not only does she have the charisma and general appearance of an emaciated ferret, she's into the crushing of national identity. Nice one, Celine.

While we remain committed to the campaign at Gusworld, we will only succeed in eradicating Dion if we all stand united. Here's some handy things you can do to keep her out of sight:

Remember: only you can make a difference. Otherwise, the tart will go on.

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