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Rant Of The Day THIS RANT 15/07/97

Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.

Stupid names for biscuits

This one has been in the Gusworld intray for a while, but it retains its flavour. There have been some stupid names for biscuits in the past -- No Frills BBQ Snax come to mind -- but this one takes the cake (if you'll pardon the cross-culinary referencing). Calling a biscuit 'Twin Tarts' makes about much sense as electing John Howard as your local member . . .

I mean, 'Twin Tarts' would be a great name for a porno flick with a lesbian subplot, or maybe even for a quiche and luxury flans shop. But a biscuit? And don't bother trying any, they're fairly vile: too much pastry and not enough jam, methinks.


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