Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.
Of these reasons, the last is the most important. But as I flicked randomly through the cards, encountering women with names like Raydeen and Tanilee, I noticed something. Many of these girls were not especially good-looking. Some might have even qualified as 'pigdogs' (to use a charming expression I heard for the first time in ages recently).
From one point of view, this could be seen as reassuring: perhaps American cheerleaders have gotten over their surface obsession with beauty. But take that away, and what's left?
Rather than answering this deep philosophical question, I decided I would search through the cards for the ugliest cheerleader I could find. So far, Kristine Lynn Mauterer, pictured at left, is the winner. But I still have 30 packs to go through, so the results could change at any time. Check back soon for an update.
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