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Rant Of The Day THIS RANT 24/04/97

Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.

What we hold dear

Given that it's Anzac Day tomorrow, many publications will be reflecting on the true meaning of this national holiday. If you expect Gusworld to do this, clearly you haven't been hanging around for very long. So now may be a good opportunity to restate some of the fundamental principles underlying Gusworld:

THINGS THAT ARE GOOD:

  • Pop music
  • Synthesisers
  • Greasy food
  • Sitcoms
  • Pointless Web surfing
  • Bill Gates (in his Gusworld incarnation)
  • ABBA
  • Trash celebrity gossip
  • Grover
  • Takeaway pizza
THINGS THAT ARE BAD:

  • Celine Dion
  • Piano accordions
  • Cabbage
  • Sports broadcasts on television
  • Elmo
  • Pauline Hanson
  • U2
  • The Liberal Party
  • Beauty pageants
  • Rissoles

Take notes, there may be a quiz.

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