THIS RANT 18/03/97
Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.
God, I look like a wreck
I've never claimed to be one of the world's most photogenic people, but I've got to admit it, this recent photograph (taken by a colleague who was desperately trying to finish up a roll of film) is about as far from flattering as it's possible to get. Let's run through a quick list of my appearance defects, shall we?
- Gut hanging out
- T-shirt all over the shop
- Hair's just a joke
- Facial expression sugggesting either:
- Excess use of recreational drugs
- Rampant desire to sneeze
- Ears too small
In my defence, I could note that I've been very overworked recently, I didn't pose for the photo, and I can't help the way my ears look. But I'm very tempted to go on a diet, dye my hair blond and take a week's holiday nonetheless.
Click here to contact Gus
Go back up a level
Return to Gusworld Central