Rant Of The Day THIS RANT 11/11/96

Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.

The mysterious world of phallic confectionery

It's amazing what some people will stick in their mouths. Check out this as yet unnamed lolly which a loyal APC staff member brought into the office last Thursday. There are several possibilities as to what it actually represents:

But let's not kid ourselves. It also looks like a dick. The symbolic import I leave as an exercise for the reader, but ask this question: should my children be legally allowed to buy this sweet?

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