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Rant Of The Day THIS RANT 08/10/96

Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.

Ten great things to do in Bowral during the Tulip Festival

  1. Go and look at the tulips.
  2. Attend a truly stupendous 21st, complete with delicious food and brain-bending quantities of alcohol. (And thank you Lachlan.)
  3. Marvel at how many other people have come to look at the tulips.
  4. Hang out at a bizarre local B&B and play tennis.
  5. Marvel at how the local roads are completely unable to cope with the large amounts of traffic generated by people who have come to look at the tulips.
  6. Pay $4.00 for a croissant and then wait for 30 minutes for it to be served.
  7. Buy a tulip.
  8. Ignore any attempts by the massive hangover induced from the stupendous 21st to make its presence felt, thereby ruining your weekend.
  9. Hang around waiting for a taxi for an hour while the locals kick each other, possibly over a tulip-related incident.
  10. Vow to do it all again some other time.


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