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Rant Of The Day THIS RANT 18/07/96

Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.

Really dumb reasons why pizzas are better than women

Yesterday, I was lunching with my colleagues on APC and, because we were eating pizza, we started mentally assembling one of those stupid, sexist, comparative lists. You know the sort of thing: 'Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men', 'Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman', 'Why Writing Sexist Lists Is Better Than Using Your Brain Productively'. Our contribution to the genre was 'Why Pizzas Are Better Than Women', and here it is. (Needless to say, the contributors, whose anonymity I will respect until they tell me otherwise, were all male).

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