Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.
What did I immediately assume the story was about? I assumed that Kanga had pushed out of the notoriously bitchy English social scene because with Di, Camilla and Tiggy already on his plate, Charles couldn't handle any more adoring female attention. I assumed her 'fight for life' was a metaphor for her lost influence, or perhaps a veiled allusion to drug problems. The truth was simpler: Kanga had "plunged from the upper-storey window of an elite British clinic" and fallen to the ground, endangering her life. Obvious, hey?
Now, had I seen any of the following headlines, I would have had a much better idea of what was going on:
Maybe it's time to stop reading them and start writing for them. Anyone wanna be a "source"?
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