Rant Of The Day THIS RANT 09/05/96

Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.

Underwear: the mystery deepens

Today's guest ranter is Spanky The Naughty Little Monkey.

What is with the little stupid things like teeny bows that underwear makers insist on putting on the top of women's underwear? It's not as if they make the pants any more appealing. Maybe the designers are frustrated by the limited scope for design and the bows are a symbol of their desperate struggle for individuality. Sometimes they have a button at elastic level. What's that for then? Is there a pair of men's pants with a button hole which you can button them to, as a none too subtle metaphor? If this is the case I think they have their symbols mixed.

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