Former TV star and longtime campaigner for children's literacy Mr T has so far failed to find a publisher for his follow-up to Be Somebody Or Be Somebody's fool, with HarperCollins describing the book as "a tad distasteful". The book, provisionally titled Be Somebody Or Join Those Lily-Livered Pansies, The Secret Service, features treatises with titles such as 'What I'm gonna do when I meet members of the Secret Service', the song 'Secret Service man rhymes with Klu Klux Klan', a spot-the-difference puzzle featuring a member of the Secret Service and a Communist and a fashion article, 'Clothes to wear when beating up Secret Service muthafuckers'. When we contacted Mr T he said "Fool" and hung up.
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