The Mormon Prophet

The Mormon Prophet can provide the guidance that is missing from your day-to-day life, with his searing visions of the future. For ethical reasons, his real identity cannot be revealed, although there is no truth to the rumour that he is a chicken boner from Wagga Wagga.

TODAY'S PROPHECY: Today is a good day for travel, be it over land, sea or air. Travel should be strictly limited to the physical plane; astral travel will invariably result in issues of a serious nature. Travel wherever you like, but make sure you actually go there, and take a gas mask.

Sometime in the future, it will rain.

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