10 Reasons Not To Sleep With Pauline Hanson

  1. She's as ugly as sin
  2. She has political objections to French kissing
  3. She's not very likely to put out
  4. Her voice is a complete turn-off
  5. Sex is an activity of the mind, and she doesn't have one
  6. She's just no good with foreign objects
  7. You're probably not mentioned in her video will
  8. She doesn't deserve sexual pleasure
  9. She may have a social disease
  10. She probably wouldn't come anyway

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