The Mormon Prophet

The Mormon Prophet can provide the guidance that is missing from your day-to-day life, with his searing visions of the future. For ethical reasons, his identity remains a secret, and rumours that he is the next Pope are also inaccurate.

Having been absent on a fact-finding mission in the Canary Islands, recently, the Prophet is pleased to return with a host of new predictions:

Sometime in the future, it will rain.

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