The Mormon Prophet
The Mormon Prophet can provide the guidance that is missing from your day-to-day life, with his searing visions of the future. However, on this occasion, he has been temporarily numbed by the onset of the flu (needless to say, he predicted this would happen). However, the public comes first, so the ailing prophet offers this handy set of mini-prophecies:
- Don't drive to Adelaide in a Magna.
- The Mormon Prophet will shortly receive email from a stranger.
- Don't catch a cold when you visit Adelaide.
- If you're staying with friends, don't enter a roomful of strangers in a post-coital haze in the late afternoon.
Sometime in the future, it will rain.
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