Dannii went into the women's toilets at the Liverpool RSL and began touching up her makeup. It was as she was applying Gumption to her elbows that she was distracted by a noise. What was that strange noise coming from outside the door?
"Danger threatens," she said to herself. "I must transform myself into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue." Using her secret mystical powers and reciting the magic words 'This Is It' under her breath, she span around in circles and transformed herself into the vinyl-clad super-heroine.
In one swift movement, she had raced through the door and into the corridor. A young hoodlum with a punk haircut was attempting to strangle one of the video dealers with spools of tape from one of the many Dannii: The Videos videos lying around. Dannii recognised the hoodlum as 'Video Vera', a psycho loon who specialised in strangling people with videotape. Dannii instantly sprang into action.
Snickers! A complex series of twisting arm motions, which Dannii had used in practically every clip on Dannii: The Videos, quickly freed the hapless video dealer and ensconsed Vera's throat in tape. Dannii tightened her grip and didn't let go until Vera's face was blue and lifeless. As the video dealer caught his breath, Dannii raced back into the toilets.
When the police arrived after a tip-off from a little old lady near the poker machines, there was no evidence remaining to indicate how Vera had met her all-too-timely end. Little did anyone know that Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue had saved the streets from crime once more.
Her task accomplished, Dannii sighed contentedly. "Another Success!" she said to herself, as she continued removing her makeup.
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