Mighty Morphin' Nursing Nightmare

By day, she is Dannii Minogue, well known TV presenter, actress, successful singer and all-round Minogue. When danger threatens, though, she is transformed into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue, a mega super-heroine with a strange fondness for tight vinyl costumes and mood lighting. And now you can read about her adventures exclusively on Gusworld.

Nursing Nightmare

As the final notes of 'Everything I Wanted' echoed around the hospital ward, Dannii left the improvised stage and sighed contentedly. It had been a great show. When the London Children's Hospital had asked Dannii to make a surprise appearance to help fund their new burns unit, she'd been both surprised and thrilled. She'd had to cancel her regular daily session with her hair colourist to be there, but Dannii would do anything for her fans.

Dannii returned to the sluice room and began removing her makeup with practised skill. It was as she was spreading Vaseline over her nipples that she became aware of a strange noise. What was that thudding sound coming from the ward?

"Danger threatens," she said to herself. "I must transform myself into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue." Using her secret mystical powers and reciting the magic words 'This Is It' under her breath, she span around in circles and transformed herself into the vinyl-clad super-heroine.

In one swift movement, she left the room and ducked into the ward. A young hoodlum with a punk haircut was dragging a huge bag down the corrdior, which appeared to be filled with valuable and rare medicines. Dannii recognised her as 'Nurse Nadine', a well-known psychotic nursing sister who'd been forced to give up her job because of her shameless drug addiction and had since turned to a series of medical crimes. The hideously burnt children were mostly unconscious and hadn't noticed Nadine in their midst. Dannii instantly sprang into action.

Whacko! Kaboom! Her high-flying cross-room organ-pulverising leap, enhanced when she attacked the camera crew filming the shower scene in her 'All I Wanna Do' video for perving too long, soon saw Nadine lying in a pool of her own blood on the far wall of the ward. Pausing only to ensure that she hadn't accidentally stained her vinyl underwear, Dannii grabbed the bag of medication and fled the scene.

The duty nurse blinked in amazement. There was a dead woman lying around in the burns ward, but unfortunately the hospital morgue was undergoing renovations. There seemed little choice but to hurl the body out the window and let pigeons pick at the fetid rotting flesh. Little did she know that Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue had saved the streets from crime once more.

Back in the sluice room, Dannii sighed contentedly. "Another Success!" she said to herself, as she continued removing her makeup.

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