Dannii returned to the sluice room and began removing her makeup with practised skill. It was as she was spreading Vaseline over her nipples that she became aware of a strange noise. What was that thudding sound coming from the ward?
"Danger threatens," she said to herself. "I must transform myself into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue." Using her secret mystical powers and reciting the magic words 'This Is It' under her breath, she span around in circles and transformed herself into the vinyl-clad super-heroine.
In one swift movement, she left the room and ducked into the ward. A young hoodlum with a punk haircut was dragging a huge bag down the corrdior, which appeared to be filled with valuable and rare medicines. Dannii recognised her as 'Nurse Nadine', a well-known psychotic nursing sister who'd been forced to give up her job because of her shameless drug addiction and had since turned to a series of medical crimes. The hideously burnt children were mostly unconscious and hadn't noticed Nadine in their midst. Dannii instantly sprang into action.
Whacko! Kaboom! Her high-flying cross-room organ-pulverising leap, enhanced when she attacked the camera crew filming the shower scene in her 'All I Wanna Do' video for perving too long, soon saw Nadine lying in a pool of her own blood on the far wall of the ward. Pausing only to ensure that she hadn't accidentally stained her vinyl underwear, Dannii grabbed the bag of medication and fled the scene.
The duty nurse blinked in amazement. There was a dead woman lying around in the burns ward, but unfortunately the hospital morgue was undergoing renovations. There seemed little choice but to hurl the body out the window and let pigeons pick at the fetid rotting flesh. Little did she know that Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue had saved the streets from crime once more.
Back in the sluice room, Dannii sighed contentedly. "Another Success!" she said to herself, as she continued removing her makeup.
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