Dannii went into the dressing room and began scraping several layers of highly-priced Estee Lauder product from her face. It was as she was wondering whether blue hair would be a good career move that she was distracted by a noise. What was that dreadful screaming coming from the C-list green room?
"Danger threatens," she said to herself. "I must transform myself into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue." Using her secret mystical powers and reciting the magic words 'This Is It' under her breath, she span around in circles and transformed herself into the vinyl-clad super-heroine.
In one swift movement, she had dashed away from the mirror and into the green room. A young hoodlum with a punk haircut had cornered long-forgotten chanteuse Christie Allen, who'd been flown in especially for the concert, and was threatening violence with a rare blue vinyl copy of her 'Magic Rhythm' album. Dannii recognised the hoodlum as 'Collector Chris', a nationally renowned psycho-loon who specialised in terrorising people with rare musical items. Dannii instantly sprang into action.
Whoomp! Her killer karate chop, which she'd developed to prove that more than one Minogue girl could take in oriental influences, sent Chris reeling. A second, carefully aimed kidney punch caused him to be decapitated by the very record he'd been using as a weapon. While Christie appeared surprisingly calm in the face of such surreal violence, Dannii raced back into the dressing room.
So much fun was being had by everyone that the headless corpse wasn't discovered for another 48 hours. Little did anyone know that Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue had saved the streets from crime once more.
Her task accomplished, Dannii sighed contentedly. "Another Success!" she said to herself, as she continued removing her makeup.
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