Dannii sat down and began thumbing through a copy of Woman's Day to check how often her name was mentioned. It was as she was wondering who the hell Jo-Beth Taylor was anyway that she was alerted by a sound. What was that dreadful crashing coming from the main area of the salon?
"Danger threatens," she said to herself. "I must transform myself into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue." Using her secret mystical powers and reciting the magic words 'This Is It' under her breath, she span around in circles and transformed herself into the vinyl-clad super-heroine.
In one swift movement, she had dashed out of the washing area and ran into the salon. A young hoodlum with a punk haircut had cornered her hairdresser Andre and was making him remove all the money from the till. She recognised the hoodlum as 'Dryer Dave', a thief who specialised in robbing salons. Dannii instantly sprang into action.
Dongle! Her devastating sideways kick, which she'd had plenty of chances to practice while posing semi-nude for her calendar, caught Dave unawares and crashed him through the plate glass at the front of the store. To make assurance doubly sure, she slit his jugular with a shard of broken glass. While Andre freaked out and totally lost it, Dannii raced back into the washroom.
Andre was never able to give the police any clues to the identity of the mystery woman who saved his store. Little did he know that Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue had saved the streets from crime once more.
Her task accomplished, Dannii sighed contentedly. "Another Success!" she said to herself, as she returned to the pages of her magazine.
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