Dannii went into the dressing room and applying even more layers of makeup to her face -- those drag queens were tough competition! It was as she was checking her armpits for stray hairs that she was distracted by a noise. What was that dreadful screaming coming from soundstage B?
"Danger threatens," she said to herself. "I must transform myself into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue." Using her secret mystical powers and reciting the magic words 'This Is It' under her breath, she span around in circles and transformed herself into the vinyl-clad super-heroine.
In one swift movement, she had dashed away from the mirror and onto the adjacent soundstage. A young hoodlum with a punk haircut had cornered a gaggle of drag queen extras from the video, and was attempting to force them to wear unflattering aqua tracksuits. Dannii recognised the hoodlum as 'Tasteless Tina', a well-known religious loony who specialised in making drag queens wear Westie fashion. Dannii instantly sprang into action.
Thwang! Her triple-twist groin kick, which she planned to use on the New Weekly reviewer who'd just slagged off her remix album as well, sent Tina crashing to the ground. Dannii continued pounding away until Tina was incapable of practically anything, let alone major fashion crimes. While the drag queens mopped up blood with the tracksuits, Dannii raced back into the dressing room.
What with all the excitement and rampant drug-taking, Tina's disappearance caused no comment whatsoever. Little did anyone know that Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue had saved the streets from crime once more.
Her task accomplished, Dannii sighed contentedly. "Another Success!" she said to herself, as she continued removing her makeup.
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