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Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue

By day, she is Dannii Minogue, well known TV presenter, actress, successful singer and all-round Minogue. When danger threatens, though, she is transformed into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue, a mega super-heroine with a strange fondness for tight vinyl costumes and mood lighting. And now you can read about her adventures exclusively on Gusworld.


Charity Challenge

As the final notes of 'All I Wanna Do' echoed around the stadium, Dannii left the stage and sighed contentedly. It had been a great show. She'd been a little surprised when The International Association For Incontinence Pads had asked her to help out by making an appearance. She'd had to cancel a dream date with her hunky ex-husband to be there, but Dannii would do anything for her fans.

Dannii returned to her dressing room and began removing her makeup with practised skill. It was as she was re-injecting a saline mixture into her bosom that she became aware of a strange noise. What was that jingling sound coming from the corridor?

"Danger threatens," she said to herself. "I must transform myself into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue." Using her secret mystical powers and reciting the magic words 'This Is It' under her breath, she span around in circles and transformed herself into the vinyl-clad super-heroine.

In one swift movement, she left the room and ducked into the corridor. A young hoodlum with a punk haircut was sneaking into the alleyway, carrying a tin with the proceeds of that evening's show. Dannii recognised him as Swifty Shanks, a well-known thief who'd robbed many concerts in the area. She instantly sprang into action.

Whacko! Kaboom! Her double-jointed stiletto frenzy, developed during years of practise with her better-known elder sister, soon had Shanks' internal organs splattered across the room from one side to the other. As his mortal groans echoed through the backstage area, Dannii restored the tin of takings to its rightful place.

The stage security guard blinked in amazement. It looked like some kind of psychopath had run riot. If anyone found the corpse, he'd be in for it. He piled the remains of Shanks into a handy garbage bag and disposed of the body in the backstage incinerator. Little did he know that Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue had saved the streets from crime once more.

Back in her dressing room, Dannii sighed contentedly. "Another Success!" she said to herself, as she continued removing her makeup.


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