Dannii returned to the change room and began removing her gym gear with practised skill. It was as she was trying to dislocate her Lycra bike shorts where they'd got caught between her legs. Was that a scream coming from the aerobics room?
"Danger threatens," she said to herself. "I must transform myself into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue." Using her secret mystical powers and reciting the magic words 'This Is It' under her breath, she span around in circles and transformed herself into the vinyl-clad super-heroine.
In one swift movement, she left the room and ducked into the aerobics room. A young hoodlum with a punk haircut and wearing a jogging outfit was viciously kicking Clint around the body and head. Dannii recognised him as 'Jogger John', a well-known lunatic who'd been terrorising local businesspeople. Calls for his flogging had become commonplace in the local papers. Dannii instantly sprang into action.
Whacko! Kaboom! Her double-footed backwards jumping jack, enhanced by years of experience in fighting off photographers, sent John crashing through the glass wall that lined one side of the room. Trapped in a gigantic pile of glass and bleeding like a pig, he was a goner. Pausing only to ensure that she hadn't damaged her air Nikes, Dannii fled the scene, leaving Clint clutching his badly bruised testicles. Little did he know that Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue had saved the streets from crime once more.
Back in the change room, Dannii sighed contentedly. "Another Success!" she said to herself, as she continued removing her makeup.
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