Dannii sat down and began stuffing her face with a half-stale sandwich with practised skill. It was as she was picking the excess chicken from her teeth that she was alerted by a sound. It sounded as if veteran ABC newsreader Clive Hale was being robbed just outside!
"Danger threatens," she said to herself. "I must transform myself into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue." Using her secret mystical powers and reciting the magic words 'This Is It' under her breath, she span around in circles and transformed herself into the vinyl-clad super-heroine.
In one swift movement, she had dashed out of the deserted lunch room and ran towards the source of the noise. A young hoodlum with a punk haircut had the venerable Hale pinned to the wall and was demanding money with menaces. She recognised the hoodlum as 'Vicious Victor', a well-known petty thief with an ill-defined Ray Martin obsession. Dannii instantly sprang into action.
Crunch! Her highly accurate throwing skills, one useful legacy of her first marriage, sent the half-eaten, bricklike sandwich flying through the air. It caught Victor at exactly on that point on his temple guaranteed to cause instantaneous but hideously painful death. Pausing only to tell Clive that she was a big fan of 'For Love Or Money', Dannii raced back into the lunchroom.
Hale, having taken a moment to get his breath back, left the dying man to his pitiful fate and went on his way. Little did he know that Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue had saved the streets from crime once more.
Her task accomplished, Dannii sighed contentedly. "Another Success!" she said to herself, as she went back to order another sandwich.
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