|Bill Gates pens a semi-monthly column which is distributed to more than 120 newspapers internationally through the New York Times Syndicate. The column alternates essay and question and answer formats. Topics and questions come directly from readers. But we don't care, so we thought we'd take some of the questions and then make up all of the answers.|
|Essay Column||Q&A Column 'Ask Bill'|
Oh please, be serious. Like I would want to waste my time throwing together some half-baked column when I have an entire company to attend to. Get a clue.
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Ask Bill Q&A: an insane Gothchick writes (15/11/96):
Q. Is it really necessary to separate my whites and my colours in this age of colourfast materials?
A. Silly, you don't own any white clothes. They're all black. Actually this is almost as stupid as the real questions I get.
Ask Bill Q&A: A sex-starved nympho writes (11/15/96):
Ask Bill Q&A: a subliterate moron writes (96-11-15):
Ask Bill Q&A: a historian writes (86-75-309):
Ask Bill Q&A: a deformed frog writes (66-66-66):
Ask Bill Q&A: a computer science teacher writes (11-10-11):
Ask Bill Q&A: Fuckface writes (ER/ER/OL):
Ask Bill Q&A: a linguist writes (21/7=3):
Ask Bill Q&A: his wife writes (14/02/97):
|Email Bill with your Question for the Real Column firstname.lastname@example.org Be warned, his answer may not be as amusing, but he sure knows how to roll in those bucks, and there's a slight risk he might take you seriously.|
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